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Smitsy

When someone procrastinates to a point that they spend more time procrastinating and not getting what they need done.
by Rain Of Life October 30, 2010
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slutsquatch

A slut that gets around so quick all pictures of her are blurry.
I tried to get a picture of you with that girl but she's a real slutsquatch and it's all blurry.
by readthis May 12, 2013
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Smushage

Those wonderful firm, but squishy body parts exclusively possessed by hot chicks. Particularly their big titties.
The hot sign girl hugged me, and I felt some major smushage going on. Then I felt something else in my pants.
by Shag N Flag November 14, 2018
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slutspicious

Suspecting someone to be a slut; someone who is always suspicious
Look at that girl's outfit. My slutspicious senses are tingling.

My girl is always looking at my phone. She is so slutspicious.
by Slutspicious Sally March 8, 2014
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grenade lobbing sluts

In the video game Call of Duty World at War The Japanese are constantly throwing grenades to the point you may have a full ring of grenade indicators around you. At this point you have earned the right to call them "grenade lobbing sluts" especially if you are playing on veteran difficulty.
I just started the mission "blowtorch and corkscrew" on veteran difficulty when suddenly a wild pack of grenade lobbing sluts appeared. I suddenly realized there were grenades encircling me causing me to be blown up from multiple directions.
by dreichert December 5, 2011
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slutstume

Feminine attire so revealing and ridiculous that it can only be worn to Halloween parties
Confusingly, Jeneva looked kinda hot in her Hello Kitty slutstume.
by Kegley October 31, 2011
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Apple Store Sluts

Junior High School chicks that hang around the Apple store 24/7 taking hideous pictures of themselves with the "hot effects" that Apple PhotoBooth has to offer (17 ugly-ass effects). I guess they aren't really sluts, but its hard to tell what it is they want, hanging around a place looking hot all the time. Often times these girls will take hundreds of pictures just to get that "perfect one" for their MySpace. Also, when they sign in to MySpace to upload that hot-ass picture, they almost always forget to sign out. This makes it very easy to ruin their life, because as you know, each teenage girl has put her entire soul and power into her myspace, a bit like Sauron and The One Ring.
Apple Store Sluts:

Becky: OH. EM. GEE. Julianna, I simply HAVE to put this one on my MySpace, oh it's so perfect.

Julianna: Oh totally, we should take some more, maybe using some more of these rad filters.

Karen: Yeah guys we can't stop now, I still have 7 empty slots in my MySpace pictures section!

(The lame bitches upload their pictures, and then leave the store. Yet they are so naive, the forget to sign off. I enter the door, go on their MySpaces, delete everything, leave awful comments, delete some pictures, and my work is done. I have cast the ring into the fires of mount doom whence it came.)
by calhopkins December 17, 2006
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