snoozehound

referring to a dog or a person that mostly sleeps.

My dog hasn't done anything all day, she is such a snoozehound.

by TyBoy April 16, 2016

Soozer

A word used to discriminate against short light skin boys with curly hair.

"Hey look its the soozer!"

"Get that fucking soozer out of here!"

by evxnkndy June 21, 2021

Skooze

To blow a wad in somebody's face.

"See that girl sitting in the back row? I skoozed her last night."

by Random inedible retarded llama March 31, 2009

Smoozy

Seducive, alluring, sexy, attracting, attractive, beguiling, bewitching, captivating, charming, come-hither, desirable, drawing, enchanting, enticing, fascinating, flirtatious, inviting, irresistible, magnetic, provocative, ravishing, siren, specious, tempting

Today I was acting smoozy around my boyfriend to get him in bed.

by Popular! January 21, 2010

Vangi-Snooze

When you talk to someone and they completely ignore you until after you try to get your point across. Usually happens between two co-workers when one does not pay attention to the other because they are in their own little world. They usually follow your last word with a quick and abrupt "huh" which at that point the initiator of the conversation has to tediously repeat himself. Sometimes this happens twice with the same main idea.

I was telling my co-worker of a funny incident that happened this past week and they just Vangi-Snoozed on me and paid me no mind.

by mikey4179 November 27, 2010

smoze

1. To smoke a fat blunt

Hey Rob, You wanna smoze dah?

by SweetStew December 4, 2007

Risky snooze

The art of turning snooze off on your alarm after being woken up, and going back to sleep in the hope that your body will be the only alarm you need. Often goes disastrously wrong when you wake up and your lecture started 20 minutes ago.

1) "Sorry I'm late for the meeting boss, but I was so hungover this morning that I decided to do a risky snooze and I didn't wake up till your secretary rang, you're cool with that right?"

2) "Hey, where'd you get that black eye?"

"Well I slept with my mates wife, I was gonna leave before he got back, but I was tired so I had a risky snooze just before he came in"

3) "You look fresh"

"Yeah, I totally had a successful risky snooze"

4) "You're forty minutes late for your exam, you will not get the time back"

"But I have an excuse"

"What is it?"

"I went for a risky snooze but didn't wake up in time"

"That's okay then, don't worry I'll talk to the chief examiner about this"

5) The thought process goes -

I'm wide awake and ready to face a new day.

*turns off alarm*

*sits up*

Actually I'm still quite tired.

*lays down*

The alarm is SO far away, screw it I probably won't fall too much asleep.

*wakes up*

"FUCK"

*late*

by ugotpauld December 28, 2011