Samegadon

this is a large, very old wooden dinasour, found in middle egypt.

Some very ol' man found a samegadon is his pants while climbing the toilet seat in egypt

by SAmegaon man man man man May 4, 2005

smegmatosis

Both the inflammation and the odor arising from the unwashed, uncut (uncircumcised) penis. A result of the build up of smegma.

Dude, wash yourself completely so you don't get that nasty smegmatosis you're always complaining about. OR I would give him head, but he stinks of smegmatosis!

by Astroplane Collision Survivor April 2, 2015

Smegmasung

When you are too excited and cover your samsung phone in smegma, the phone is now a Smegmasung

"My best friend is comming from England! I am so happy that i got a Smegmasung!"
"I just got a Smegmasung because i got a free pizza."

by pokornikTomorrow March 7, 2016

Smegaladon

Like a megaladon but covered in fish smegma

Person 1: Have you heard of a smegaladon?

Person 2: No what is it?

Person 1: Its like a megaladon but covered in smegma
Person 2: Oh Tasty eh

by AsthmaBoi February 27, 2019

sheemadong

dabians : sheemadong

hey sheema
sheemadong

by zyklxhcd February 17, 2022

Smegmaladon

A massive cunht

The teacher bitch was being a hell of a smegmaladon

by Shardicrawthhousen June 8, 2022

Smegaroni and Cheese

When ejaculate gets stuck under the foreskin.

You see that? That’s Smegaroni and Cheese!

by smashcentury July 27, 2022