4 definitions by pokornikTomorrow

When you are too excited and cover your samsung phone in smegma, the phone is now a Smegmasung
"My best friend is comming from England! I am so happy that i got a Smegmasung!"
"I just got a Smegmasung because i got a free pizza."
by pokornikTomorrow February 15, 2016
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Pokornization is that feeling you get when you realize you are becoming a pokornik.
"Pokornization just stroke down an old woman."
"Damn! I just Pokornized!"
"The whole world has Pokornized."
"My teacher was in a car accident. After she woke up she felt like she was Pokornizating."
by pokornikTomorrow February 15, 2016
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Pokornir is a kind of cheese made by pokorniks. It is made out of cat fur and pokorniks tears. After mixing it, it has to be in a wet enviroment for two weeks. It is mainly made in Switzerland, Germany, France and Czech Republic, because that's where the most pokorniks live.
"Oh boy! That Pokornir is really good!"
"Eww! That Pokornir needs some more time!"
"That girl smells better than Pokornir!
by pokornikTomorrow February 15, 2016
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Fregairek is a person that is trying to act all cool, but fails so bad. He is kinda like pokornik but he isnt fat and doesn't like cats.
"Hey Dave, why are such a Fregairek?"
"My grandpa was the Fregairek of WWII"
"Im a huge Fregairek and i don't know what to do about it"
by pokornikTomorrow February 15, 2016
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