by Bigred55 October 2, 2019
Get the Detroit Smash mug.A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the foot hole of a Wellington boot.
Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.
I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.
I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.
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Dome Smash: To inflict damage upon a person's head (dome). Typically performed with an individual's fists and feet, more advanced techniques include exterior objects such as: poles, wood blocks, hammers and curbs. Similarly, there is a metaphorical dome smash. This is commonly used after a night of drinking to indicate serious intoxication and loss of memory.
Sonny Bono died from a severe dome smash upon a tree
I got my dome smashed pretty hard last night, after beer-bonging that 1/5 of vodka I don't remember anything
I got my dome smashed pretty hard last night, after beer-bonging that 1/5 of vodka I don't remember anything
by Voldarath May 4, 2009
Get the Dome Smash mug.A derogatory term for forcefully penetrating a woman anus with your erect member, ferociously and with conviction, then proceed to hammer away before ejaculating.
by weirdalwankovich August 28, 2009
Get the Smash the backdoor down mug.Hamilton and Chubb went into the woods to do a little docking, but to their dismay neither of them had a foreskin, so instead they engaged in a spirited bout of helmet smashing.
by theHamSlice June 2, 2010
Get the Helmet Smashing mug.I looked at my girl and said SMASHINGS...because I want to grab her and break her apart cuz I love her so much.
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