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slurpee rip-off technique

A process used by unscrupulous 7-Eleven customers. Involves finding a cheap item in 7-11 like a pack of gum,corn nuts,sweet tarts,cigarettes and the like. Then by placing it at the bottom of a Slurpee cup when nobody is looking,the Slurpee cup is filled up to the top,obscuring the contents of it with slush. Don't try it with a transparent cup though,and don't try to steal the latest issue of Maxim either.
I got the shit beat out of me by some Arabic 7-11 clerk the other day when I tried to put a Slim Jim in my slurpee cup.
by 0niTTRay January 17, 2004
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slurpee pimptress

The woman working at 7-11 who thankfully informed me of their policy that any container brought in and subsequently filled with slurpee will only cost $1.04 regardless of the size of the container brought in.
Dude, I'm takin' this 3-liter bottle to the slurpee pimptress to get what's mine!
by RoboSpy March 25, 2004
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suriel

The most handsome being created to fix broken hearts; considered to be very romantic, caring, and passionate.

Many males have envy againts this being due to the love language spoken through the lips of this romance prince.
Cupid's escaped heart (suriel).
by Your Online Dictionary October 16, 2013
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Chord Slurper

1. The thing in an older model of vacuums that "slurps" the chord back into the vacuum.

2. Someone who performs oral pleasures on a male, (as in "slurping" the "chord.")
Ex.

Robert - I hate these new kinds of vacuums, you know? Like, at least the old ones had chord slurpers on them.
Hannah - A what?
Robert - You know, one of those things that slurps the chord back into the vacuum so I don't have to do it my self.
by ozzythefish June 3, 2009
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Blacktop Slurper

A Blacktop Slurper can be someone who gives a blowjob to someone either during recess or P.E. But it also can be defined as pulling off to the side of the road and having your dick sucked.
"Hey Joey guess what happened at recess yesterday?"
"No way did you get a Blacktop Slurper!"
"Hell yeah I did Joey!"
"You are a legend man"
by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017
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slurged

when a person/people drink excessively.
"My mate got well slurged yesterday"
by MrTickleTits January 25, 2017
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sluricane

Sluricane - quoted originally from a hot E-40 song titled Hurricane. In the song E-40 refers to the drink Hurricane. Due to the strength of alcohol...the effects causes one to slur. E-40 then does a play on words by saying "Hurricane,but you can call me sluricane
Sluricane,strong enough to start a engine mayne"

This hot hook is now featured on "The Game's" new mixtape. HOT! (The Game...A.K.A = Hurricane)Now ya know.

~r
I drink so many Hurricanes last night I started callin them Sluricanes. Then I passed out. ;)
by CaliRMF August 8, 2006
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