Slupper cut

An upwards open palm slap delivered to the bottom of ones jaw. Derived from the combination of a slap and an upper cut.

"Do you want to get slupper cutted?! You best shut your mouth if not!"

by DINOmight November 15, 2009

slurper dimples

The defined indents on a girls cheek during a high pressure blow job. In time they may become permanent.

Wow! Mom look at those things on that girls face! Yes son those are slurper dimples, she must gag for a living.

by barchizer March 19, 2014

Starbucks Slurper

A very basic female, typically of European or North American residence, who is really only concerned with fluffy animals (e.g. puppies, kittens, etc.) and how many dumb emoticons they can fit into their next text message. Their only salient concern outside of the initial two interests mentioned would be Starbucks. Witnesses report these strange creatures proposing to, hugging, and kissing Starbucks baristas as a thanks for a coffee (something that can be made quickly at home).

A Starbucks slurper will also most likely date you no matter how physically unattractive you are or grotesque your personality is as long as you own some type of fluffy animal as a pet.

They have absolutely zero tolerance for people who eat meat as well.

Normal Girl: Did you hear about the shooting downtown?

Starbacks Slurper: Who cares about all the dead people!? Two dogs died, they were so cute! *obnoxiously sips on pumpkin spice latte*

Normal Girl: You are the worst Starbucks Slurper I've ever met.

Starbucks Slurper: I'm a vegan, so that means I'm 30 IQ points smarter-er than you. I don't care what you think! Hmph!

by Liam the Clever September 25, 2017

shart slurper

one who slurpes shart

you fucking shart slurping cunt!

so he called me over to bang, but he was just a shart slurper. he layed down on the ground and i got in a hammock above him and gave him something to shlurp on, McAfee style.

by danny mcfart April 2, 2022

slurper

somone that slups chunky jizz off hairy fat guys greezy pizza nipples

guy 1: hav u seen jaimon ?
guy 2: yeah hes such a slurper

by mel gibson fan October 19, 2010

Curry Slurper

Noun, racial slur; A term used to degrade a person of Indian descent.

Quit charming those snakes and answer the phone, you curry slurper.

by itstockra November 21, 2015

Diarrhea Slurper

Someone (generally a younger, obnoxious person) who is obsessed about the worst aspects of pop culture (enjoys whatever is popular, but pays no attention to anything else), says "dude" when addressing whoever they are talking to, and generally holds ill-informed world views. It is not their interests that make them diarrhea slurpers, but the way they act when expressing their interest. This term derives from the idea that diarrhea slurpers take in (slurp up) all the refuse of pop culture (diarrhea).

"That stupid kid over there claims that he only plays first person shooters, yet he has no idea what Bioshock is, he must be a diarrhea slurper"

"Look at all those people over there obsessing about the new iPhone, what a bunch of diarrhea slurpers"

"The day Modern Warfare 3 came out, I had to sit on the bus and listen to all the diarrhea slupers exclaim 'Dude, so you going to go pick up Call of Duty? I am going to skip school all day tomorrow just so I can play it'"

by Cynist3r December 1, 2011