Skonovich

1. (noun): Can be used in any venue or circumstance for which the actual appropriate word may not be "HR approved"; like a placeholder.
2. (noun): A word used to describe an object for which you have no clue the actual name of.

ex. #1 "We finally left the restaurant, and she had her hand on my Skonovich the whole ride home!" or "The cat left a fresh steaming Skonovich on the floor." or "Her Skonovich was putrid, and I can't believe I did that."

ex. #2 "We can fix your brakes, but I'm not so sure about the Skonovich." or " Can you hand me the that, uh, um, right there - yeah - that Skonovich." or "Inside my computer there's a million little cables, diodes, and a weird flashing Skonovich."

by D-Nuts McNizzle October 25, 2010

Skoner

noun. When you get so skoned from snoking that you forget you are having sex.

"Thats some bomb ass dank ass skunk my dude. better than that greenie from up north.. crystalized man--oooeewwww... that skunk gave me a skoner last time you and I blew that session."

by nategknows December 10, 2013

skonkered

The art of getting absolutely blind drunk. Also see, wasted. Also see, smashed.

"Omg did you see Mitchell last night? He got absolutely skonkered!"

by skonkered_slut69 April 27, 2017

skonka life

to live your life like a skonka

to randomly yell out skonka life for no appereant reason

Girl 1: shes has no manners
Girl 2: thats because shes has a skonka life

by CarpioLover October 19, 2010

skonca

skonca is spanglish for a hoe,slut,scank,trick bitch etc .....

that bitch chole is a fuckin skonca!
Fuck no i wont eat out that skonca...
fuck that skonca...
damn ill fuck that skonca!

by WeZiE May 23, 2006

skonny

A fat young lad with too many chins to be called skinny even as a sarcastic joke.
A chubster McTub tub.

Mike P. is fat, when we call him fat, he says: "no, im skonny!" lol what a tub.

by lewxcore December 24, 2006

skonch

Combination of the words bonch and skank. Basically a skanky bonch that would take in the pink or the stink....she doesn't care so long as she is being scandalous.

Angela: Look at Candi in that mini-skirt over there on the bar. Her bonch is practically hanging out.
Jinny: Those guys know they can get it because she is a total SKONCH.

by Kyle "Cash" May 9, 2006