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Seinfeld

The greatest sitcom ever invented. Ran for like 9 seasons, and every episode was fucking hilarous. Besides, it had Kramer.
Kramer: Jerry, your gonna be the first pirate!
Jerry: But i don't wanna be a pirate!!
by Pyro Maniac May 9, 2004
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seinfeld moment

A situation that is so ridiculous that it seems like it would appear on an episode of seinfeld.
I had a total seinfeld moment when Jeff got mad that I double-dipped a chip.
by strongbad69 November 20, 2009
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be seeing you!

A phrase of parting taken from the 1960's television series 'The Prisoner', and still in use today. Accompanied by making a circle with one's thumb and index finger, touching it to the forehead and giving a curt salute with the hand. Those in the know usually reply with the response from the series: "And you!"
"be seeing you!"
"and you!"
by Scott March 26, 2004
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Seinfeld party

A party in which the participants are celebrating something which would normally not deserve celebration. These parties usually take place to end a partying dry-spell.

While Seinfeld is a show about nothing, a Seinfeld party is a party for nothing.
Guy: Hey, are you coming to the celebration, tonight?
Girl: What are you celebrating?
Guy: The date! It's 10/10/10!
Girl: ...Why would you have a whole party for that?
Guy: It's a Seinfeld party!
by Deuce stain October 15, 2010
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seinfeld

George: So, what have you been doing with yourself?
Jerry: I'm a comedian.
George: Well, I really wouldn't know about that. I don't watch much TV. I like to read. What do you do, a lot of that 'Did you ever notice' kind of stuff? It strikes me a lot of guys are doing that kind of humor.
Jerry: Yeah yeah... Boy, you really went bald there, didn't you? You used to really have a thick full head of hair.
George: Well, I guess I started losing it when I was about 28, right around the time I made my first million.
by TightFade April 9, 2003
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Seinfeld rape

When watching an episode of Seinfeld is forced upon a person.
Lauren: "Last night I was at my boyfriends house, and I experienced the worst type of Seinfeld rape imaginable... a three hour marathon."

Tyler: "My god, how did you escape"

Lauren: "Little kicks"
by Tyler The Key July 30, 2009
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skeif

To borrow, take, or steal something
Can I skeif a dollar from you?
I think she skeifed that shirt from my closet!
by letigreLSU March 10, 2008
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