When the singer in the band neglects his duty when it comes to packin' shit up and goes missing. Then conveniently returns when all the gear is packed up and says he was "networking".
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Get the Shocking finish mug.A sarcastic remark given to someone when the yarn they have just weaved has no suprise and is just regular run of the mill shit. The tale may have been one heard many times before or is just something that is very standard behavior of the storyteller.
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Get the In a shocking turn of events mug.An phenomenon that occurs when a man and a woman are spooning, and the man gets an erection. Often leads to either anal sex, or a restraining order, or in rare cases, both.
Kimberly: I thought we were just spooning, but then I felt something hard between my ass cheeks and realized we were sporking.
Jessica: Cool.
Jessica: Cool.
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Get the storking mug.The act of secretly taking pictures of someone without their knowledge and uploading it to Facebook. Usually with a sarcastic remark, or worst, no caption...letting the image speak for itself.
I was photo sharking the freaks at WalMart today. I can't believe some people actually leave the house looking like that.
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Get the photo sharking mug."What a shocking bad hat!" shouted the boy, knocking the young ladies' hat into the gutter. "Velocipede squad, after him!" She shouted.
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