When the singer in the band neglects his duty when it comes to packin' shit up and goes missing. Then conveniently returns when all the gear is packed up and says he was "networking".
by Betamax August 29, 2014
The act of shitting and jerking at the same time. If you can time yourself to climax as you drop a fat shit, you will experience pleasure like never before.
"You here that moaning coming from the bathroom? Ugh and why does it smell like shit too?"
"Don't worry its probably just some guy shirking it."
"Don't worry its probably just some guy shirking it."
by The Pube Whisperer October 21, 2015
by Kwistin March 17, 2005
verb- To shirk, shirking, shirked
1.To borrow or bum an item with great frequency, instead of just buy one's own. Example, cigarettes.
2. To pawn off one's responsibilities.
1.To borrow or bum an item with great frequency, instead of just buy one's own. Example, cigarettes.
2. To pawn off one's responsibilities.
1. Shirker- Hey bro, let me shirk a cig of you.
Upstanding gentleman of leisure- Fuck no douche, you shirked a whole pack from me last week.
2. Random gentleman- Hey man are you going to take out that trash?
Shirker- Naw man, I'll just shirk it off on the fuckin new guys.
Upstanding gentleman of leisure- Fuck no douche, you shirked a whole pack from me last week.
2. Random gentleman- Hey man are you going to take out that trash?
Shirker- Naw man, I'll just shirk it off on the fuckin new guys.
by Gentleman of Leisure November 15, 2012
avoid or neglect (a duty or responsibility):
no object, usually with negative (shirk from) be unwilling to do (something difficult):
no object, usually with negative (shirk from) be unwilling to do (something difficult):
by Don rajah December 3, 2013
by Sun Rhythms October 14, 2004