shreked

When your boyfriend's mouth is so big that when he goes to kiss you he swallows your face

It's impossible to kiss Mike, I get shreked every time!

by Donster the Monster October 31, 2010

shmaked

when your full or tired

that plate of food had me shmaked.

by abdulrahman1234 March 22, 2023

shreked

getting raped or fucked by shrek and enjoy it

i spread my butt cheaks for shrek as i got shreked

by bitchwhostolechritmas January 6, 2015

get shreked

an expression used in lieu of "get wrecked." It evokes imagery of the Disney series Shrek. It is used when one makes a mistake or a fool of themselves.

guy 1: ah, these waves are massive, dude!
guy 2: dude, get shreked!
guy 3: stop getting shreked like it's your nine to five, bro!

by Noone Importantatall June 26, 2019

shmeed

smokeable substance, slang also for Vagina and the name of several pets around the globe.

"Dude are you going to spark some of that shmeed up or what?" OR "Do you have any cream? My shmeed really itches!"

by Jennifer August 27, 2003

shmekel

n. see dick slap

v. to slap someone with your dick

I came up behind her and shmekeled her in the ass. She loves that kind of shit.

by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004

Get Shreked

"Get Shreked" Is a meme (originally got on by "Shrek") That has been around for using it as if you Made a joke (Or fun of someone) and you would say "Get shreked" .

"You look like an idiot" "Get shreked!"

by Aurza Yu June 16, 2019