smagma

Not actually sweat at all, caused by sports, sexual activity, regular wear & tear, or other wise. It is the pastey white substance found under the foreskin of a man, usually during warmer weather, or over heating for a period of time with out minimal bi-daily cleaning. Also fefered to as Fromunda Cheese, which is the delighful cheese that you get from-under your foreskin. Incomplete men with out the forskin are not capable of producing this substance, thus they do not have the musk or "mojo" that men with foreskins do have. The poor foreskinlees souls tend to be less satisfying in the sack, and get uglier women.

After my week long snowboarding trip up in Whistler, I was surprised when my wife licked the stinky smagma off my dick head when I got home...it was great, I love it.

by Phenix the Great September 14, 2007

shmaga

As versatile as the F-word, shmaga has a number of definitions, though it is mostly used as an adjective.

Adjective: He is such a shmaga.

by Brian B21 February 11, 2007

shmegma

The improper spelling of smegma. Can be used as an insult to characterize a person's attitude, qualities, or cheese on their genitalia.

My roommate is such a shmegma! He needs to stop stealing my shampoo.

by gert b frobe May 3, 2010

schmagma

a pungent, pasty, and gooey substance that forms in the foreskin of a penis.

After three days of extraneous activity and no shower my dick formed a very unpleasant type of schmagma.

by bac bac bac January 30, 2010

smagma

The sweat produced as a result of intense physical effort by the nutsack, either sexually or through sports, as opposed to normal nut sweat that occurs during everyday wear and tear.

After that pick-up game of basketball at the YMCA I needed to change my shorts because they were soakin' wet with smagma.
OR
While I was bangin' that skank I was gettin' so heated that my nasty balls were covered in smagma.

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

Shmegman

Anyone from the middle east (Muslims, Arabs, etc..)

That is a terrorist." "No, its a Shmegman.

by brandothecammando September 9, 2010

Shmarmalope

(n) Someone who constantly views all problems as being rediculous, a dumbass.

Jeffrey is a total Shmarmalope, and refuses to solve even the most basic problems

by peterthegreat December 20, 2004