Spindrift

A highly influential progressive grunge metal band from Zimbabwe, Spindrift formed in 1912. They were formed when Jesus fused with a Volcano. Their line up consists of:

Alex Brudzynski - Lead vocals, lead bass, lead saxophone, lead rhythm guitar

Jak Tyler - Lead lead Guitar, Lead 12 String guitar, lead acoustic guitar

Joey Fadem - Lead drums, rhythm lead lefty bass

Spindrift is known for their amazingness and for their odd time signatures and really effing epic songs. Their self titled album was very revolutionary in the evolution of music. Their rivals are the elfcore band Maelstrom, hailing from Tonga.

Geddy Lee: Did you hear about that band Spindrift?

Neil Peart: Yeah, they're ok *Spindrift dies*

by The Mosquito and the Piper September 28, 2008

shitbrit

That Ye Olde English literature that all of your high school teachers can drone on about for a good hour EVERYDAY OF HIGH SCHOOL. NAWT that great, sorry Jane Austen. Honestly, the only reason people like shitbrit is because it was one of the first things ever written and that's why it was such an achievement. SMH

wanda: "hey I'm reading Pride and Prejudice... such meaningful British literature."
minnie: "wow COLs that's some shitbrit if I've ever heard of it" COLs again
Wanda: Fine. I'll go read Beowulf.
Minnie: EVEN worse.

by edge of a precipIce September 25, 2010

shitdictive

Something that is bad for you but you keep using it anyway. Includes junk food, drugs, booze, and videogames.

Man xbox is so shitdictive. I have a shitdiction to Hot Pockets

by spammy sosa December 10, 2009

Shitlifting

In some stores you cannot go to the bathroom without paying a man/woman who is standing in front of public bathroom area. Shitlifting is the act of not paying the man/woman who is standing in front of the public bathroom and taking a shit.

"Dude, are you seeing that? I think that guy is shitlifting!" "Ooohh man, that guy is going to jail!"

by Dictionariusdefiner October 30, 2012

Shitrified

A form of elaborate execution in which someone shits inside the victims mouth and forces him to swallow it.

I shit in his mouth and he swallowed that bitch. He died the next day.

by Zacharias October 28, 2004

shitcritter

The girl that works night shift and leaves her shit in your work area or a little animal that steals your turds and stores them up for the winter.

That shitcritter Kim left her shit all over my glass!

by EMOW September 13, 2008

Shitarist

A guitarist who absolutely sucks at guitar and tries to lead everyone to believe they are worth listening to.

Dude did you hear what chris was playing this morning

Yeah what a great shitarist.

by imahaas August 30, 2009