Conch Shelled

The horrific act of super gluing someone's scrotum, pulling it up and over the penis, and adhering it to the pubic area. Usually performed on a passed out drunk.

George: Hey, where is Jerry today?
Dan: Someone conch shelled him, man. I puked when I heard about it.
George: Oh my fucking god shit! Who would do such a fucked up thing?!
Dan: Justin told me it was Brian. He hates the guy.
Justin: <pukes>. Apparently. What an asshole.

by dannyp76 September 4, 2011

shelfee

mooching nigger that will also be accompanied by loud obnoxious exhaust that is far to large.

"shelfee is a wantin ass motherfucker"
"yo can i catch a cigarette"

by boomhower June 19, 2008

Red Shelled

When you're going down on a girl, and when you really start to enjoy it, she has her period. It's like being in first place in Mario kart, until someone uses a red shell.

It was going so good last night, until she red shelled me

by Shrekling September 8, 2016

shelded

Term used by ignorant hillbillies to describe a transmission failure from mis-shifting a manual equipped vehicle.

Dat boy can't drive dat der currrvette. He done shelded his transemission.

by Scooby24 October 4, 2005

shelled day

A day that consists of staying inside one room all day under your blankets without communicating with anyone.

" see me today?"
"Nah staying home"
"Text me then?"
" Having a shelled day."

by thatsweetthang May 30, 2016

shelved

A committed man that no longer controls life.
A man that can't make decisions on his own accord.

No Nuts Whipped Lack Of Personal Freedom

Since Justin got shelved by Julee, he hasn't been the same guy.

by House V1.0 March 30, 2017

sheledo

Sheledo is a word used when bitches and niggas play with you.

Rick why are you lying. I’m not I put it on sheledo

by Ksjnaidnaxd February 13, 2021