Sharted

When you think you have to fart but instead you shit your pants

Man I really have to fart! OH SHIT I SHARTED

by MidnightT April 18, 2006

shartle

When you're startled and a little piece of poop comes out.

Damn it, Dick, you shartled me! Now there's a boxer dumpling in my pants.

by Balls McIroncock December 8, 2013

Sharted

When you think you have to fart and the make a huge fool out of yourself by then blowing out a huge pile of stinkin poo.

"Dude, let's go."" Why bro, we just got here.""I sharted and it STINKS!!!"

by Ann Onomymous January 18, 2016

sharted

fart plus shit equals shart.

if you still don't know what it means you're ratchet

farting/shitting at the same time. if this happens to you, you just sharted

by your.so.extra December 14, 2012

Shartlek

A variation of running interval session 'fartlek' performed while suffering from runner's bowel. The intervals and speed are determined by the need for a toilet stop and the likelihood of shitting oneself while running.

I went for a run last night, guts felt awful so it turned into a proper shartlek session.

by Raspy32 June 17, 2016

file sharted

A small, unintended mistake that occurs when someone shares a file too quickly;

When you thought shared the right file with someone, but then you realized that you sent shit you didn't mean to (shart = blend of "shit" and "fart")

Dude I just file sharted our spring break pics to my boss and now I'm probably fired.

by SSTY March 28, 2017

startledly

adverb form of the word startled

"Startledly isn't a word?!" He exclaimed startledly.

by Switzerland Rowingcanoe March 4, 2009