the place where driving is like moving around cones, because of the snowbirds whose buicks are the size of Tulsa. The place where ridiculously pale midwestern tourists come down to visit their redneck counterparts and show off their new tribal tattoos and trendy abercrombie board shorts while they get hammered at the daquiri deck. the place that feigns diversity and sophistication because it is still segregated (admit it), but most of all it is the sweetest town on the gulf coast, with some of the most beautiful babies (all local) and the best weather one could ever ask for. SRQ, represent.
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A Sarasota Soufflé occurs following a night of drinking, and eating large amounts of Taco Bell, or some kind of Mexican food. It essentially is a hang-over dump. However when it exits the rectum, it departs much like foam insulation. The steamy load effectively seals up the but crack, but with the appearance of a nicely cooked soufflé. The color of the soufflé can very person to person, and also depends on the combo ordered the night before.
Jerald, "Yo Doug, I just went to fire out that Taco Bell I ate last night and totally had the worst Sarasota Soufflé. I had to use little paper plates to scrap it all off."
Doug, "Where did you put those paper plates?"
Jerald, "On the picnic table in the backyard, I'll get rid of them in a couple minutes."
Doug, "Man, I was about to tell you that was the shittiest soufflé I've ever had."
Jerald, "Dude..."
Doug, "Where did you put those paper plates?"
Jerald, "On the picnic table in the backyard, I'll get rid of them in a couple minutes."
Doug, "Man, I was about to tell you that was the shittiest soufflé I've ever had."
Jerald, "Dude..."
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Everybody thinks it's the greatest thing on earth, but sadly, it isn't. You will be surrounded by old people wating to die, while the sunny and extemely humid atomosphere is ruining your "totally rad" hairdo.
One good thing about it is that you can go to Marina Jacks at night and sit by the boat docks with your lovers.
Yeah, have fun.
Everybody thinks it's the greatest thing on earth, but sadly, it isn't. You will be surrounded by old people wating to die, while the sunny and extemely humid atomosphere is ruining your "totally rad" hairdo.
One good thing about it is that you can go to Marina Jacks at night and sit by the boat docks with your lovers.
Yeah, have fun.
hey, hey guys, im going to Sarasota to see my 90 year old grandparents, and there i will marvel at the fact that IT SUCKS.
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