The act of ejaculating on a woman's and/or mans face and smearing it around with your testicles in a circular fashion. Wet or dry.
Holy shit my grandma the nun totally told my sister how my grandpa the muthafuckin pope gave her THE ShamWOW :)
by McFinklebottom November 2, 2010
When you are having sex with a wet chick and she squirts, you soak up the girl-jizz with a ShamWow and then ring it out on her face.
by Sham_Man November 22, 2009
Link to reference: http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-beats-up-cannibal-hooker
Johnny: I gave Sally a pearl necklace.
Sally: I proceeded to ShamWOW Johnny! That will show him.
Johnny: I gave Sally a pearl necklace.
Sally: I proceeded to ShamWOW Johnny! That will show him.
by importsnc March 30, 2009
When you get the shit beaten out of you by a client after biting off part of his tounge before intercorse.
almost exactly like that one time Vince the shamwow guy beat the shit out of a hooker for biting his tounge off...
-Shamwowed-
-Shamwowed-
by Mike Hawk Izitchie February 26, 2011
an all-purpose sex toy
it is an orange cloth that:
can cut yur dick in half
can soak up cum
can wash your cock
was made by nazis
holds 20 times it's weight in cum
it is an orange cloth that:
can cut yur dick in half
can soak up cum
can wash your cock
was made by nazis
holds 20 times it's weight in cum
satisfied shamwow customer: if your gonna wash your cock, you would be out of you mind not to own one of these
another satisfied shamwow customer: OOOOOOOHHH MY GOD
yet another satisified shamwow customer: all I can say is LOLOLOLOLOL
another satisfied shamwow customer: OOOOOOOHHH MY GOD
yet another satisified shamwow customer: all I can say is LOLOLOLOLOL
by a big bunghole May 21, 2009
A very aggressive and intense greeting, meaning hello or goodbye. It is usually accompanied with a leaping heel click and a hand gesture of your choice.
Lindsay: Hey guys!
Cassie: Shamwow!
Nicole: Shamwoww!!!!
Keely: SHAMWOOOOOW!!!!! (Picture Elaine's dance off of Seinfeld)
Cassie: Shamwow!
Nicole: Shamwoww!!!!
Keely: SHAMWOOOOOW!!!!! (Picture Elaine's dance off of Seinfeld)
by GEM! June 20, 2008
bob: hey phil ever heard of shamWOW?
phil: yeah its a peice of shit!
bob: oh really? how?
phil: just is....
phil: yeah its a peice of shit!
bob: oh really? how?
phil: just is....
by XxChickaxX April 8, 2009