slumper

a really really really ugly girl that causes ur dick to slump

this is the uglyest slumper i every fucked

by ben dover October 3, 2004

slumper

A generally fat, nasty, and unattractive woman seen through beer googles and acted upon sexually in order to break one's slump.

Nate Sylvester broke his slump at the summo wrestling party, where he had his way with a bumper crop of slumpers.

by logan cleaver October 29, 2003

shlumpernickel

Contrary to popular belief flumpernickel is not a variation of pumpernickel or flumpernickel. It is acctualy a very rare metal found in the heart of oxen.

Check out my bling-bling, I just got a new shlumpernickel necklace.

by Nick July 26, 2003

schlumperoni

couch ceribral palsy, mounted in place with no emotion

Dave: I just took 100 mg of edible gummies, I'm about to be RIPPED

Carlos: so you still down to see that new star wars in an hour?

Dave: nah I'll be schlumperoni by then

by Cryptocarlos April 22, 2018

Scumper doodle

A person with no taste : A follower

Everyone else wears that, you're such a scumper doodle

by CoCo_NUT December 30, 2019

Slumper

One who constantly makes up words in an effort to sound educated

I'm sick of Jamie inventing words whenever he wants to show off. He's such a slumper, isn't he?

by Hawoekdkfndj May 12, 2020

slumperdoodle

eepy, sleepy ahh, drowsy, etc. just another way of saying sleephead

“You mega slumperdoodled over there, dawg.”

“Zzz…”

by mango_suero May 1, 2023