schwanz

a man's penis; also see root.

Dude! Are you gay? You just touched my shwanz!

by Lord Junk April 16, 2003

Schwanson

The male reproductive system.

My schwanson is longer than my leg.

by jesse graham December 22, 2003

Schwanged

To be turned on.

Melissa's skirt totally had me schwanged last night.

by Big_Bird February 10, 2009

Schwandt

A human of the male species, who applies his physical strength in order to carry out numerous rapes, whether in his hometown, or on holiday with a group of friends.

'Gareth is a Schwandt'

by Sleaford January 17, 2012

schwanker

A penis, also known as a flanger, dangler, and schlanker.

When you run down the stairs with loose shorts, your schwanker dangles around.

by jon62551 August 21, 2005

schwanzalicious

def1: a delicious tail.
def2: a delicious penis!

mmmm...that was schwanzalicious!

by seb October 27, 2003

schwanstugel

A German word, meaning penis. Appears as a pop culture reference in at least two movies: Young Frankenstein and Hellboy II.

Inga: "So everything would have to be proportionately enlarged. Why, he would have an enormous schwanstugel!"

Dr. Frankenstein (has no idea what a schwanstugel is): "Well, um, that goes without saying."

Inga: "Woof!"

Igor: "He's gonna be very popular."

by The Squid August 5, 2008