Scumpy

Scumpy is anything sleazy, deceitful or an outright lie. Scumpy comes from {Scump} (Trump) and stands for dishonesty.

If you're going to be that scumpy you might as well run for for office.

by MsTerry April 29, 2019

shumpy

enthusiastically pessimistic

Usually is used when someone is very willing to do something, and is very sure that the result will be abysmal.

Bill: "Hey, do you want to go with me to the beach? I'm going to try to learn to surf."

Hank: "Hell yeah I do! I'm sure you'll fail miserably, this will be awesome to watch!"

Bill: "Dude, why must you be so shumpy?"

by Vikks July 9, 2010

Shumpy - adj

Short and dumpy

I'd really love to be able to wear all of these new cute dresses but I'm too shumpy - adj. I look like a fireplug in a dress.

by shortykelly January 15, 2014

schlumpy

Poor quality, looking less then adequate,grotesque condition and in need of improvement

Susan inspected the conditions of the department and found the conditions to be schlumpy and not up to par.

by super-sprout November 23, 2015

Schlumpy Schlump

slang for sleep. Can be used as an adjective to describe someones mood for a day. use this term when you are so tired the only thing you care to do is rub your Weiner. say it as soon as you hit the hay and slowly sink into the pillow.

adj: damn mike looks schlumpy schlump

noun: its schlumpy schlump time or I can't wait to go schlumpy schlump

by yerpdaddy January 25, 2019

Schumper

A shirt that's stitched into a jumper.

Have you seen Dave? That cunts definitely wearing a schumper.

by Bank and bonk boabby May 5, 2021

Schumpeter

Joseph Schumpeter. Economist. Wrote "The Theory of Economic Development." Coined the phrase "creative destruction" to describe the mess that results whenever capitalism takes off.

The Economist editorial: "Kakakistan's new government takes reform seriously, protects investment and property rights, and reduces taxes."
Kakakistan resident: "Can't afford food or rent. Seems we been Schumpetered."

Harlem real estate guy: Gentrified.
Harlem resident moving to the Bronx: Schumpetered.

by Stochastic style September 11, 2005