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Schnitzel My Noodle

When a person covers their partners dick in breadcrumbs and other seasonings and then licks them off
When I went to Germany I let my girl schnitzel my noodle and it felt so good
by Clarkethebark February 17, 2017
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Chicken schnitzel

To masterbate profusely before a date with a hot British chick. Performed to prolong sexual activity.
Guy 1: "That pommy chick from last night was so sexy that I hade to chicken schnitzel 3 times before I took her home!"

Guy 2: "I can tell bro, you are walking with a limp"
by The TNT driver August 29, 2013
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Schnauzer

A type of dog which is notable for it's prominent beard and eyebrows.

The Schnauzer is a German breed, and there are miniature, standard and giant variations.

Colours include:

Black, Silver, and 'Salt and Pepper' (variety of grey), Salt and Pepper being the most common.

Miniature Schnauzers are usually family pets and are classed as terriers in the United States. They were originally bred as ratters.

Standard Schnauzers are also family pets.

Giant Schnauzers are often used as police dogs. A Giant Schnauzer reached the finals in the 2004 British Dog Show, Crufts, in the Working Dog Category.
The new police dog was a giant schnauzer.

Miniature Schnauzers were bred as ratters.
by Gunther August 31, 2004
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Schizer

The incorrectly spelt German word for "shit", correctly spelt "Scheiße". This mistake is common due to the difficulty of inserting the symbol "ß", and also down to the lack of forced foreign language lessons in the English education system. But that's soley because we don't need to, why should we speak Deutch when the world can speak English. YEAH, who's gonna high five me on that?! Anyone?
1. "Oh scheiße! Ich ging alle meine Nazi-Memorabilia Sie bei der Reinigung von meinem Mantel! SCHEIßE!"

1. "Schizer! I just did a fat schizer on my girlfriends chest after she told me she loved scat. How was I 'sposed to know she meant the lyrical free-styling most commonly found in jazz?!"
by Clydieooo April 13, 2009
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Schnitzelphobic

somebody who doesn´t like to eat Schnitzel. For reasons unknown those people are most likely vegetarians and have been seen to refuse to taste any kind of Schnitzel.
Also they tend to be better looking than normal people.
intensification: hardcore schnitzelphobic
You are such a Schnitzelphobic
by Lacey Cartman October 2, 2009
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schnickerdoodle

After eating jalapeños, I got ring sting on my schnickerdoodle!
by Renegro.de.AnthonyNM December 3, 2020
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schlitzed

To get wasted (drunk, or pissed if you're from England).
I don't know how I woke up in a rubbish bin, I must have been totally schlitzed last night.
by Chris August 28, 2003
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