Schmuddle

1. A small amount of

2. A form of open lesion found on the penis

1. I don't wanna get to drunk tonight so I'm only going to drink a schmuddle

2. I fucked J-Rock last night and now my dick is covered in schmuddles

by Jimmy "trigger" Potter August 5, 2008

Schmuelie

A Poker style play where you check to the river in hopes of catching a winning hand.
Very annoying to other players.

He Schmuelie me on that hand......

by Harry Ballzak September 29, 2010

Schmede

A curvy penis

damn mikes has one hell of a schmede it almost looks liek a candy cane!

by paetreik October 29, 2008

schmugel

cum color anal discharge usually presant after anal sex. schmugel

rudy had schmugel running down his leg after the fed ex guy left. schmugel

by kreeper6677 March 5, 2009

Schmugeggie

Gooey substance that forms around the head of the dick.

Yo momma gots schmugeggie on ho lips.

by onenut March 2, 2003

schmudlach

the wisconsin deffintion of a tractor's mudflap

the farmer had to clean his schmudlach in order to get the tractor moving.

by 2BSTB February 4, 2010

schmauder

A boy or girl who used to be unpopular but then became popular.

"Ohh your hangin with Elyssa?? That girl is such a schmauder"

by Pbunk1234 April 7, 2010