schmerg

The word you say to someone when you don't want to say "I really like you a lot... really i do," because that's just awkward and uncomfortable and you do like them more than just liking them, but its too early in the relationship to say "love." So this communicates the feeling without the awkward sentence.

"These last three months have been really wonderful I just want to say that I schmerg you..."

"I love you too!"

"No no, I'm not at that point yet... I schmerg you."

by Copaedalmikacr January 11, 2009

Schmevy

Inconspicuously copping a feel of a woman's body (typically a breast) with your elbow.

That party was so crowded I got three schmevys everytime I went to the keg!

by Mudnall September 10, 2008

Schmevin

An alternate word for the insult "retard". More discrete insult

That guy is a schmevin.

Look at that schmevin pissing into the wind.

by THE REAL ELVIS July 8, 2011

Schmelve

Its a mixture of schmuck and melvin; a nerdish type.

That guy looks like a total schmelve in that outfit.

by debranne August 8, 2014

Schmerfed

Schmerfed Schmerf To puke or get wasted, barf, vomit, hurl, blow cookies and/or chunks.

Jimmy schmerfed all over his lunch at school.

Hey, Becky did you hear Victoria Schmerfed all over Gary when he told her he liked her.

by Notdarkoverlord March 5, 2019

schmeeve

the perfect name for a hairless cat.

Wow I love my cat schmeeve.

by papadixx November 30, 2020

Schmergle

A word you use to describe something when you can’t remember the right word.

Put the schmergle in the burgle.

by TheBoneOfMalone July 5, 2022