schlumpy

unwillingness to move
exhausted, without will
the height of laziness
sleepy

Bob appeared schlumpy as he slouched on the couch.

by Silly Sue October 2, 2009

schlumpty

Anyone of complete and total ineptitude, if it involves the simplest of tasks it will be fucked up. Someone who does not have there shit together in the remotest sense

" That motherfucker is the schlumptiest schlumpty known to man, he could'nt find his ass with a GPS and a personal assistant!! "

by Cosmo Romeo August 6, 2006

Schlumptress Borg 1 of 1

A Slut that attaches herself to you, and takes control
of your body and soul, screwing up everything in your life.
After satisfying her own selfish needs, then moving on to the next victim of the Borg

Janice was the Schlumptress borg 1 of 1, Resistance was futile !

by squirrel pimper November 5, 2006

Schlump

The past tense of Schleep

"5 minutes ago, I was tired, so I decided to pschleep. Now im Schlump"

by RyeGuy77 May 14, 2018

Schlumped

When you are so miserable/high you’re just mentally tired.

"Bro my girl just dumped me" - Person A
"That sucks man you must be hella schlumped" - Person B

by Asshole.1234 May 25, 2018

shclumpf

noun: a gross deuce characterized by the sound it makes sliding from your bunghole into the terlit water...

verb: the act of dropping a schlumpf

I was surprised to see that my schlumpf was green after eating that greasy hamburger.

by howie feldersnatch October 3, 2003

schlumpy

Poor quality, looking less then adequate,grotesque condition and in need of improvement

Susan inspected the conditions of the department and found the conditions to be schlumpy and not up to par.

by super-sprout November 23, 2015