shclumpf 

noun: a gross deuce characterized by the sound it makes sliding from your bunghole into the terlit water...

verb: the act of dropping a schlumpf

I was surprised to see that my schlumpf was green after eating that greasy hamburger.

shclumpf by howie feldersnatch October 3, 2003

shlumpf 

Stupid/idiot

You are such a ‘shlumpf ‘

shlumpf by SHLUMPF October 8, 2020

Schlumpf

Verb.

The art of lazing around the house in your most comfortable and/or oversized clothing, doing whatever the hell you want, make-up free, toothbrush free and undeoderised.

> Friend: It's 3pm and you're STILL in your pajamas?!?
> Schlumpfer: Yeah, I've been at home schlumpfing all day. I ate nothing but cereal.

"These sweats are the ultimate schlumpfing clothes! They are sooooo comfortable!"

Schlumpf by mmcKellar June 19, 2008

schlumpf

a soft, but massive turd; a deuce that is holding back a pocket of gas. when the pile breaks free, it makes the sound "schlumpf" as it falls out of your anal and into the bowl.

I went to the men's room at lunch, but someone had left a huge schlumpf waiting in the bowl.

schlumpf by mike gould April 24, 2006

schlumpf

the part of the male anatomy that enters the female vagina during intercourse

tom pace has a large schlumpf

schlumpf by Uncle Charlie February 2, 2003

schlumpfe

The act of eating blue candy that turns your tongue blue and then proceeding to fellate a guy, thus turning his member blue.
Stems from the German word for smurf.

Bro I was at this Halloween party and Tabitha totally schlumpfed me in the poolhouse

schlumpfe by Robert Rigby March 12, 2016

alter schlumpf 

When you leak nudes from somebody with somebody else and after you’re getting exposed for it you blame everybody else.

Yo your girlfriends nudes got exposed did you did it?

Yes but I still fuck her because I did the alter Schlumpf.

alter schlumpf by Honigmädchen July 3, 2021