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noun: a gross deuce characterized by the sound it makes sliding from your bunghole into the terlit water...

verb: the act of dropping a schlumpf
I was surprised to see that my schlumpf was green after eating that greasy hamburger.
by howie feldersnatch October 03, 2003
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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