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schlu

The act of throwing or moving something in a slow and/or smooth way.

It can be seen as a more delicate form of "yeet".
He asked me for a rubber so I schlud it over.
Wait, now it's gonna schlu up there smoothly.
by Johennis Zanda July 3, 2021
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Schlumped

When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.
Yo that nigga schlumped off the oxys and that Killa kush bro.
by bootyhunter9686 October 13, 2016
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schlugglebummer

a schlugglebummer is a girl who resides in ohio who's mum masterbates.
i know that girl, she's a real schlugglebummer.
by danielsprog November 4, 2008
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schlumpkining

to give a schlumpin.. a female version of a blumpkin when a woman poops while giving a blow job as she's on the toilet.
Kelly was on the john and gave me one hell of a schlumpkining!
by SwishyManPants April 12, 2009
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schlumph

To sleep.

It can also be used as an adjective "schlumphy" to describe the feeling of being extremely tired or sleepy.

Can alternatively be spelled schlümph, using the German umlaut above the <u>.

Origin: A malapropism formed accidentally in a moment of extreme tiredness, by an American, combing the German word for sleep "schlafen" with the German word for a Smurf, "schlumpf".
"I need to schlumph before the party."

"No, I can't go out; I'm way too schlümphy to drive."

"Sorry I missed your call; I was schlümphing."
by xy&...z February 3, 2010
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Schlubie

Ew! Mom, this turtle is soooo schlubie.
by TheMightyMeercat February 21, 2022
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Schlumming

When having an orgasm by using snot as a lubricant.
I am schlumming

Person 1: What did use my snot for yesterday?
Person 2: I used it to schlum all over me
by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023
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