Schlorter

1. A person with a small penis.
2. A man with a shlort (a small penis).
3. A person who behaves in a disorderly way/who exaggerates and boasts of the size of their genitals.

"Jordan came up to me yesterday with an extra large condom." "Wow, but isn't he a schlorter?"

by LeSquidface October 11, 2016

schlotzsky

"Funny Name Serious Sandwhich" people
A place to buy a good sandwhich.

Hey me and Shawn durkin just went to Schlotzsky's for a good sandwhich

by Shawn Durkin February 22, 2008

Schlooter

(n) A person, who although has everything anyone could want in life, is for some unknown reason, still kind of a prick.

My boss tried to avoid paying me for that job I did. What a F*ing schlooter.

by Wildrover October 1, 2011

schlutie

n. An attractive woman of questionable moral character. Likely to have an STD, illegitimate child or naked pictures of her on the internet.

Julie was a schlutie.

by Goose4 April 15, 2008

Schlourt

The smallest cock size known to man.

Even the newly born baby laughed at Michael's little schlourt.

by Cowbow Bill February 9, 2010

Schlort

Exact opposite of a Schlong. Belongs to men who feel the need to compensate with big four wheel drives. Fond of showing off their small tackle. Usually dickheads.

That guy sent me a dick pic of his schlort.... what a dickhead.

by iron mike 27 October 14, 2016

schlounce

tired, lazy, smirky, chill, swagger downer

feelin really schlounced today, I didn't do any work

by cactustree December 11, 2018