Schoology

School, but it's easier and safer to skip.

Hope: I heard that Alex is skipping schoology again.
Jenna: It's not a big deal, they can just do the work later. The teachers probably won't even notice.

by Willow Chair September 28, 2020

scapology

The religion that believes that the internet is a greater power than any "God."

Hey, what to join our new religion?
Sure, what's it called, free-scientology?
No... scapology.

by Ecf1 October 10, 2009

Shitology

The belief that a petrified shitpile found near the Great Pyramids of Giza, was laid by Jesus himself.
Therefore shitologists believe it contains magical powers.

"Shitology officials beleive the shit laid by Jesus Christ holds the power of mother earth"

by myspace.com/bidoof101 May 26, 2008

Scatologicia

A psychological condition, under which sufferers cannot resist making endless jokes about anything related to the anus, faeces, etc.

After Jeff had made a number of jokes about farting, going to the toilet and people shitting themselves, Jenny concluded that he was suffering from a severe case of Scatologicia, and should be referred to a psychiatrist for treatment as soon as possible.

by Len1964 March 29, 2008

Socktology

A home economics science concerned mainly with the studies of socks and sock related objects; including their many uses, origin, structure, evolution and the impact of socks on society.

"Recent advances in Socktology have made it possible to avoid blisters in areas that one would prefer not to have them."

by MetPhee September 16, 2011

Scatolodge

Being scatalogical (i.e. Pooping) and it gets stuck midway.

When I had scatolodge I didn't know if I should keep pushing or try to readmit my load.

by The person of america June 6, 2014

schology

A crappy home work website that teachers force you to use. Often deletes your homework in a very bad timing, and teachers won't believe your homework got deleted.

Teacher: Where's your homework?
Student: Schology deleted my homework.....
Teacher: Bullshit!
Student: My dog ate my homework
Teacher: It's very nice of you telling me the truth

by Megarboh April 20, 2017