safer 

In RuneScape, the term safer is used to describe a person eating highly above their opponet's max hit. This is used in PKing. Safing is considered unhonurable.

Player 1:*hits 21*
Player 2:(Player 1 has 8hp and can surely be KOed) *eats a shark rather than killing the opponet*
P1: Safer
P2: *eats*

safer by G P Kid September 19, 2008

SAFER 

Safer Alternative For Enjoyable Recreation (SAFER) is a non-profit organization based in Denver, Colorado. SAFER was founded in January 2005, in response to the fatal alcohol overdoses that occurred on Colorado college campuses during the 2004-2005 school year.

SAFER envisions a society in which adults can use marijuana responsibly without fear of legal penalties or other punishment. Thus, SAFER's mission is to educate the public about the harms of alcohol compared to the much safer, yet illegal substance: marijuana.

Marijuana is safer than alcohol. It's time we treat it that way.

SAFER by S.A.F.E.R. January 2, 2010

Safer Sephiroth

Sephiroth but more dangerous.

I think "Safer Sephiroth" might be a mistranslation.

Safer Sephiroth by 398YY February 5, 2010

safer sex

A "politically correct" version of the term "safe sex" with the implication that no sex, even with "protection", is absolutely safe from the risk of disease.

The gay community practices what it calls "safer sex" because even gay men who (usually) use condoms still get an awful lot of diseases, but not as often as they did in 70's and early 80's before AIDS and "safe sex".

safer sex by Professor Pinhead September 19, 2006

Safer sex

A term used by sexually impulsive people pretending to be careful. Similar to throwing the seatbelt across your lap, but not actually buckling it. Always followed with the surprised protestation, upon learing that they have spread Gonnorhea to every one they know: "But we were practicing safer sex!"

Safer sex:
"I won't use a condom, but I promise I won't cum in you"
"I got tested three months ago, so we're good."
"You're clean, right? Great, so am I"

Safer sex by Psychokitty September 29, 2014

safer than heaven 

a kick ass group from the cheese rectum of wisconsin...aka...plymouth...with nothing better to bitch about except girls that use them for rides and for an image that theyre "punk"...They sound like abortion hitting the floor...but thats in a good way...This band WILL change music for ever...

"Safer Than Heaven just played another kickass show on only one practice."

"Safer Than Heaven is the greatest band ever."

"Safer Than Heaven gives me such a great image that I'm Punk,"AC and DH

"Love Safer Than Heaven, or DIE"

safer than heaven by Satan for a day October 24, 2004

safer parsnips 

A phrase describing concentrating on a small positive while ignoring a massive downside.

If the sun went out we would have safer parsnips because there would be no sunlight to activate the chemicals in their leaves.

safer parsnips by EpicGamers0417 June 18, 2025