raped by a shark

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.

I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th

by the storm drains February 18, 2009

SHARKEISHA NO!

A plead of someone who don't wanna get there ass kicked!

Don't kick her sharkeisha... SHARKEISHA NO!!

by Bunnyboo123 April 27, 2015

Sarkis

Royalty

They are the family Sarkis. their grandpa was the king of Armenia

by Miskoop February 24, 2017

anal shark

Anal Shark is a popular Rock Band from From the 21st century.
Singer: SEX Machine AKA Jack Clarke
Bass: Zip Mercury AKA Jacob Smith
Lead Guitar: Wunder Schnitzel AKA Ian Hall .JR.
Drums: Juan 1 AKA LIam Ali

Greg: "WOWOMG!! have you herd Anal sharks new song?"
Charlie: "OH MY GOD... FUCKING YES... (Proceeds to jiz)"

by Psychotic Jesuz January 12, 2015

Crumb shark

A pet, most often a dog, but possibly a cat, bird, ferret etc, who follows you into the kitchen or when you’re eating hoping that you will drop scraps of food that they can eat.

Every time I make breakfast my crumb shark of a dog stands between me and the stove hoping I drop some food.

by MacPherson McFly December 9, 2020

Sharkeisha

( Char • kee • shuh ) Verb. 1. To Punch The Soul From Another Being's Body.

"She Sharkeisha 'd That Hoe !"

by A'lexus November 27, 2013

Shark-talker

n.
A person who needs to engage in continuous conversation, most specifically conversation in which they are the primary contributor for fear of death upon stopping. I.E. as a shark must keep swimming to keep from drowning.

Man, what a shark-talker, she just won't shut up!

by WeebSurfer November 29, 2011