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Sargon of Akkad - ܨܐܪܓܘܢ

one of the most famous rulers of Iraq, who conquered the entire region and surrounding areas and made everyone his bitch and the entire region of Mesopotamia was at peace. His name means "the True King" in Akkadian
All hail king Sargon of Akkad - ܨܐܪܓܘܢ
by Assyrian guy November 30, 2009
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Aisle Salmon

The act of moving in the opposite direction of everyone else using the aisle. While they can be spotted in any type of aisle, they are frequently seen on airlines during loading and deplaning.
Did you see the 'aisle salmon' trying to work his way back five rows to get a roller bag our of the overhead while everyone was trying to get off the plane?
by SkynSea April 27, 2009
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Sarsonogenic

When ones' balls become so vinegary as to be cancerous in nature.
Dude, I've not showered in three days and I've been bumming tramps, my balls are sarsonogenic.
by Magnum. Pie June 23, 2009
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Salmon Shit

A shit that comes back up into the toilet bowl after being flushed much like the wild salmon swims against the current to return home.
"Dude, why didn't you flush?"

"I did! It must have been a salmon shit that swam back upstream."
by HoneyGetMyBelt October 19, 2020
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Cold Salmon

When you ejaculate onto someone's pillow and they lie down on it.
Person1: Eww, what is this on my pillow
Person2: Cold Salmon Son!!
by drocc1 July 24, 2006
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salmon roll

Taking your fist to the closed mouth person with braces, then forcing them to give you deep head. The blood smears across your penis's upper ridge from the braces wounding the insides of their lips. The ruby smear across your turgid shaft, if thick enough, should evoke the image of a salmon roll.
Dude, I just totally jerked off thinking of giving Ugly Betty a salmon roll since I know she loves sushi.
by Electronicoffee December 8, 2010
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Norwegian brown salmon

When i fuck your arse so hard the gaping chasm left behind is large enough to be filled with water and used for Norwegian salmon farming that produces a slightly darker shade of fish.
After performing the Norwegian brown salmon on Matt's arse hole not even the women's world champion sewing team could repair the damage.
by Soupfly January 30, 2019
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