Smocking gun

A gun with a U-shaped barrel that allows self-described "genius" Presidents to cover themselves in ridicule when firing insults at Democrats.

“No Smocking Gun…No Collusion,” Trump boasted in his early morning tweeting.

“That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly calling it a campaign contribution…which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obama’s – but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me).

by GManOfKC December 10, 2018

smocked

A generally degrading term used to describe when a person has made prearranged plans with someone and then fails to arrive for them.

We were supposed to tee off at 10. Where is Will? I think we've been smocked again.

by Miskatonix January 23, 2017

Smocking Gun

The weapon of choice when smooting holes in your ability to communicate clearly

The lack of clarity in his smocking gun comments left many wondering "wtf is talking about?"

by The 2112 Hollilama December 11, 2018

cock smock

Another word for a condom or similar penile protection devices.

B.Turek-"Hey I gotta pretty hot date tonight with that girl from the hospital."

J.Causey-"Shit man that sounds like a industrial-jungle-pussy-punk of a good time, but you got protection?"

B.Turek-"No worries man, I got my cock smock."

by Dan Bejarano August 8, 2006

Smocrastinate

smo-KRAS-tin-ATE: v; to delay entry through a doorway for the purpose of getting one last puff on a cigarette. The resulting puff is somewhat longer than usual and typically results in a
fiendfinder.

Must people smocrastinate when it's below zero outside? I thought we'd never get in. Jeez, I'm a smoker and I hate those people.

by Nathan G. Baldwin July 14, 2008

smochoo

Sexy girl, foxy lady!!

She is a hot smochoo!

by kevinda October 29, 2006

Smocked

It's like when you slap someone..but with a sock

*Brad slaps me with sock*
Me - I've been smocked

by Sallydotcom December 28, 2019