Smirked

A cocky smile or arrogant gesture often displayed at the misfortune of others.

The bitch smirked at the quadriplegic attempting to reach the soup cans on the high shelf of the grocery store.

by Ghouligan July 24, 2016

sitrap

situation report, eg. a report of a situation.

dude1: sap?
dude2: sitrap negative

by eiaa June 29, 2005

text smirk

When a person texts someone of the opposite sex that they are interested in. Usually the text is of a sexual or flirtatious nature and causes the individual texting to get a unique smirk across their face.

Bob: Hey look at Jim's face! He must be texting that girl he just met last night!
Garry: Bob how do you know that?
Bob: Garry look at his face, he's got one of those stupid text smirks!

by CraziPali November 26, 2009

Captain Kirk smirk

A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary Captain Kirk.

Me: Everything I tell you is a lie. Now listen carefully.. I'm lying right now...

My last Date (who looks like she could have been a Stepford Wife): Error! Error! Does not compute.

I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total fucktard by not wanting to have casual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.

by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

shitron

A moron who is full of shit. Usually someone who professes to be an expert at everything, but in reality 1) knows very little, 2) has completely incorrect information, or 3) knows of nothing of interest to others (drivel). However, regardless of their lack of knowledge or of pertinent information, they feel compelled to talk ad nauseam about their selected topics. They usually find themselves to be an expert at just about everything.

"You are totally full of crap, you shitron." "Don't listen to Bob, he's a shitron, everything he'll tell you is wrong."

by Amy Gish May 30, 2006

smirkel

n. a closed-lipped grin of condescension and felt superiority. Origin: the characteristic facial expression of the nerdy television character, Erkel.

v. to smirkel.

Jess tripped and fell on her ass at the restaurant, and the girl at the other table smirkeled.

by Felipe L. September 22, 2007

shitrep

A report about a shit, after someone goes number 2.

Man I just made the biggest crap!
Thanks for the shitrep asshole.

by beebolamojamo March 20, 2009