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Slap a short person day

The day you slap anyone under 5, 5
Person 1: Hey it’s November 7th, you know what that means

Person 2: What?

Person 1: It’s slap a short person day. Get over here
by UpliftAura November 7, 2019
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National Short King Day

June 21st: A day in which all short men rise up (as much as they can) and be proud of their mediocre stature.
Friend: “Sup short stack
Short king: “ hey. Not today. It’s National short king day.”
by Poppasmoke April 16, 2023
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On October 21st, you can throw anyone under 5' 6". No permission required.
Boy 1: What day is it?
Boy 2: October 21st
Boy 1: Isn't that National yeet a short person day?
Boy 2: It is?
Boy 1: How tall are you?
Boy 2: 5' 3*
Boy 1 proceeds to yeet boy 2
by Parsunic October 18, 2021
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October 21st. A day where we are all free to throw anyone below 5'6".
The National Throw Short People Day Song!

It's the most wonderful time of the year
For the tall it’s so thrilling,
With everyone filling the short ones with fear,
It's the most wonderful time of the year.

It's the hap-happiest season of all,
With small people on ceilings and gay happy feelings,
As short ones do fall,
It's the hap-happiest season of all.

There'll be shorties for tossing
And small ones for crossing,
And hurling around in the air,
All the vertically challenged,
That you can imagine,
To launch while the passersby stare.

It's the most wonderful time of the year,
Take the smalls and start throwing,
And all will be glowing,
With screams that you hear,
It's the most wonderful time of the year.

There'll be littles for hurling,
The 5 foots are whirling,
And hurtling round in the air,
All the vertically challenged,
That you can imagine,
To launch while the passersby stare.

It's the most wonderful time of the year
Take the smalls and start throwing,
And all will be glowing,
With screams that you hear,
It's the most wonderful time
Yes the most wonderful time
Oh the most wonderful time
Of the year
by douchle January 24, 2023
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National beat up a short person day

On December 17th you get to beat up anyone below 5'6 with permission, no exceptions.
Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day
by callfoxy December 16, 2021
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October 21, a day where you can throw your short friend (anyone shorter than you). The person being thrown cannot reject the thrower his rights.
Last National Throw the Short People Day, I threw your mom
by Gray57 May 6, 2022
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