shovel break

When someone fucks you so hard in the ass that you shit yourself on the person that is fucking you

Timmy " my ass hurts form that shovel break today"

by shovel breaker January 23, 2017

shoelessed

A term given for a statement that has no relevance to the previous question.

These questions show a shoelessed answer.

Q. Do think it will rain today?
A. we are going to mango.

Q. Should we call the bus?
A. John has done a good job

by exzimbo February 7, 2009

shovel cats

Cats with a flat face usually himalayan or persian.

Hey take a look at those two cats looks like they got hit in the face with a bag of smashed assholes I mean apples nope thats what you call shovel cats.

by [e-mail] November 14, 2007

shameless grace

Overly friendly and somewhat gross woman that stopped giving a f*ck . She loves good vibes, good music and bad dancing. She prefers Jameson neat and often you will find her wearing something leopard because it's her favorite color.

If you ever find yourself on a date where your man sharts and leaves his underwear in an alley while wearing a maternity belly.... you might be Shameless grace.

by ShamelessGrace February 13, 2015

Shovel Hater

One who dislikes innovation. One who was against the first invention or idea of something that was later considered commonplace. Unwilling to change because of tradition or convention.

Phil: "Guys don't listen to Jim, shovels are a terrible idea. If we just use our hands we can save our resources to do something else and be more efficient."
-later-
Steve: "Ugh Phil is so stupid! Using our hands blows!"
Rob: "Yea, I know; Hes such a shovel hater."

"Why would I get an iPhone when I have a perfectly good Nokia phone right here."-shovel hater

"The sun obviously revolves around the earth"- shovel hater

by desomond May 11, 2015

I like your shoelaces

A Supernatural reference widely used to distinguish Tumblr users from non-Tumblr users, the correct response being, "Thanks, I stole them from the president." A conversation between Dean Winchester and Ben Braeden.

Person 1: "I like your shoelaces!"
Person 2: "Thanks, I stole them from the president."

by Angel of Thursday July 12, 2018

Shameless Plug

When somebody goes off topic to advance selfishly, such as advertising.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear Martha got pregnant?
Person 2: Awh, that's great news, anyways have you heard of my brand of almond milk?
Person 1: sheesh what a shameless plug.

by The7Guy April 13, 2021