A person with enough smegma accumulation to kill a herd of cows, and who smells worse than your local cheese factory.
by tubbytub June 13, 2008
Get the smegmatron mug.A combination of dead skin cells, seminal fluid and excess urine.
It's a natural process that starts during the mid-teen years. The dead skin cells are from the connective tissue that held the foreskin to the glans during childhood.
As soon as you hit your teens, this tissue breaks down which then allows you to retract your foreskin.
Smegma can be washed out with plain water. Make sure you carefully retract your foreskin. Smegma usually builds up behind the inner end of the glans (just behind the bell-shaped tissue known as the corona). Soap isn't advised for use to keep skin irritation to a minimum, especially around such a sensitive area.
In case of smegma, circumcision isn't necessary. Smegma isn't a disease or a form of fungus. Just follow the above steps.
It's a natural process that starts during the mid-teen years. The dead skin cells are from the connective tissue that held the foreskin to the glans during childhood.
As soon as you hit your teens, this tissue breaks down which then allows you to retract your foreskin.
Smegma can be washed out with plain water. Make sure you carefully retract your foreskin. Smegma usually builds up behind the inner end of the glans (just behind the bell-shaped tissue known as the corona). Soap isn't advised for use to keep skin irritation to a minimum, especially around such a sensitive area.
In case of smegma, circumcision isn't necessary. Smegma isn't a disease or a form of fungus. Just follow the above steps.
by DylRicho March 16, 2013
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Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!
by Argusm May 20, 2007
Get the smegmatitis mug.Since the sexual revolution of the mid-1960s, theoretical biologists have been aware of a unique mystery lurking within the foreskins of gentiles all over the world. Upon calculating the amount of smegma that would be necessary to produce the intensity of odour that was emanating from the penises of uncircumcised males, it was discovered that the amount required would be more than four times the quantity of smegma that was detectable. To resolve this apparent paradox, it was theorised that an invisible substance, named dark smegma, was responsible for the excess odour.
To date, no dark smegma has been detected, though the consensus within the theoretical biology community is that a breakthrough is imminent.
To date, no dark smegma has been detected, though the consensus within the theoretical biology community is that a breakthrough is imminent.
"I apologise for the smell, it's not that I don't wash or anything, I guess I must just have a lot of dark smegma, perhaps I should get cut?"
by Minotawr October 14, 2011
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