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smegmatron

A person with enough smegma accumulation to kill a herd of cows, and who smells worse than your local cheese factory.
Hey Brian...I hope you didn't get anywhere with that smegmatron last night...boy was she a stank.
by tubbytub June 13, 2008
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Smegma

A combination of dead skin cells, seminal fluid and excess urine.

It's a natural process that starts during the mid-teen years. The dead skin cells are from the connective tissue that held the foreskin to the glans during childhood.

As soon as you hit your teens, this tissue breaks down which then allows you to retract your foreskin.

Smegma can be washed out with plain water. Make sure you carefully retract your foreskin. Smegma usually builds up behind the inner end of the glans (just behind the bell-shaped tissue known as the corona). Soap isn't advised for use to keep skin irritation to a minimum, especially around such a sensitive area.

In case of smegma, circumcision isn't necessary. Smegma isn't a disease or a form of fungus. Just follow the above steps.
"You have a case of smegma. Just use plain water to wash it out."
by DylRicho March 16, 2013
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smegmatitis

Rash or inflammation caused by titfucking with a cheesy penis
Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!
by Argusm May 20, 2007
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Dark Smegma

Since the sexual revolution of the mid-1960s, theoretical biologists have been aware of a unique mystery lurking within the foreskins of gentiles all over the world. Upon calculating the amount of smegma that would be necessary to produce the intensity of odour that was emanating from the penises of uncircumcised males, it was discovered that the amount required would be more than four times the quantity of smegma that was detectable. To resolve this apparent paradox, it was theorised that an invisible substance, named dark smegma, was responsible for the excess odour.

To date, no dark smegma has been detected, though the consensus within the theoretical biology community is that a breakthrough is imminent.
"I apologise for the smell, it's not that I don't wash or anything, I guess I must just have a lot of dark smegma, perhaps I should get cut?"
by Minotawr October 14, 2011
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Smegma Male

A person who says they are a Sigma male but in reality are the complete opposite. Like not showering, caring too much about another person's sexuality, making pro Nazi edits on YouTube shorts and being an annoying ass contrarian
"That guy may call himself a Sigma male but he acts more like a Smegma Male."
by Fishy Mann September 25, 2023
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Deckan's Smegma

We do not know the definition of "Smegma", so we ask Deckan every time we see/talk to him. Every time you come in contact with him you must ask him what it is, as he is the only one that knows what it is.
Hey Deckan, what's Smegma? What's Deckan's Smegma?
by runningtreez October 4, 2021
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smegmasaurus

Smegma that has crusted over, taking on the appearance of scales or the plates on a Stegosaurus
That ho has a Smegmasaurus guarding her cave, ain't nobody getting in there without a fight!
by Master Nate August 4, 2007
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