Schlep

A Yiddish word translating roughly to "carry around". Often used as slang by Jewish-Americans to describe being annoyed about having to carry something or go somewhere.

Ex #1:
"I can't believe you have to schlep that backpack around school all day. It feels like a ton of bricks!"
Ex #2:
"Do we really have to meet at that restaurant? It's such a schlep from my house."

by inventorsam June 8, 2023

Schlep

How were defending schlep in court:
OBJECTION

*Fart* So incel core *fart* i love schlep

by EDWARDS A PEDO August 30, 2025

Get The Schlep

What one friend says to another when that friend recieves poor news or has something bad happen to them.

Getting rekt but worse.

Friend 1- "Dude my girlfriend just left me and my grandma has been hospitalized"
Friend 2- "Oof, that's a mega neg my guy deadass, get the schlep."

by RiskySoup November 30, 2018

Schlep

When you get taken off your job/ project to set up for someone else's job/ project, then once they are set up for success, you get put back on your own job/ project, and they look like rock stars.

I want to do my job, but I have to schlep for another crew.

by Keep Hill Billy January 29, 2024

Schlep

A word originating from the Yiddish word shlepn, meaning "to drag," that is used to describe laboriously carrying something or dragging oneself on a long/tiring journey.

I had to schlep all the way across the airport just to miss my flight!

by stranger_with_a_name May 20, 2024

Schlep

The desire to shove a bottle up someones nostril

I have a kink for schlep
You annoy me so much I want to schlep you

by SchlepFucker69 August 10, 2022

The Schlep Effect

a situation where someone (usually a minor or an adult that did not give consent) is caught by a predator and the victim gets banned while the predator is unharmed

some guy: My account got banned... ALL CUZ I DIDN'T GIVE SOMEONE SOME NOODS?
me: the schlep effect

by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn September 16, 2025