The Schlep Effect

a situation where someone (usually a minor or an adult that did not give consent) is caught by a predator and the victim gets banned while the predator is unharmed

some guy: My account got banned... ALL CUZ I DIDN'T GIVE SOMEONE SOME NOODS?
me: the schlep effect

by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn September 16, 2025

Get The Schlep

What one friend says to another when that friend recieves poor news or has something bad happen to them.

Getting rekt but worse.

Friend 1- "Dude my girlfriend just left me and my grandma has been hospitalized"
Friend 2- "Oof, that's a mega neg my guy deadass, get the schlep."

by RiskySoup November 30, 2018

schlemazel

A perpetually unlucky person. A person who's often a victim of something bad. From Yiddish.

A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"

by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014

schleeb

Slang for 4-HO-MET, a lesser-known novel psychedelic of the Tryptamine class (which includes substances like melatonin, serotonin, DMT and Psilocin). Users typically describe Schleeb as a more recreational version of psilocybin mushrooms due to its less serious headspace and greater emphasis on visual effects.

John: "Yo Billy you tryna shnort this schleeb?"
Billy: "Hell yes John lets shnort this schleeb!"

by dogeater84 November 23, 2020

hammacher schlemmer

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

schleimer

in german speach a schleimer(for she "schleimerin") is a person whos head is proverbial sticking in ones ass - for a schleimers advantage... also the austrian (a german dialekt) word "oarschkriacha" - something like (free translated) asscrowler means the same.
a person veryvery nice too other people only for getting into better positions.

upwards he´s a schleimer downwards he kicks

by martin mou newmiller December 24, 2006

schlegel

A infinitesimally small unit of measurement that is of the utmost importance.

The trajectory calculations for the rocket were off by a schlegel , now it's on a collision course with the sun. titch

by thethirteenthlegion June 12, 2017