hammacher

a lazy bloke which hangs out in a hammock, all day, every fucking day.
Complimentary definition for Schlemmer, which together make... hammacher schlemmer...

So, your lazy artist brother get a job yet?
no... he's lazing about in his room, reading hammacher schlemmer, he's not much of a schlemmer, though he's quite the hammacher.

really?

Yeah, I even got him a hammock.

by Evil Satan Guy October 22, 2009

hammacher schlemmer

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

Hamacher

German farmer, expert in cow milking, beer drinking.

- You see that shitfaced guy?
- Totally a Hamacher!

by ziiimoooon May 9, 2010

Hammacheese

a person in charge who screws up big time on accident

Dofapa is a Hammacheese

by hfk February 12, 2006

Hammiches

Some person on tiktok that stole my name
he plays tf2, state of decay and project zomboid
he really likes tally hall

“Yo have you ever heard of Hammiches?”
“No”

by kjiwi May 26, 2022

Hammiches

Silly little dude on a love quest

Did you hear about Hammiches' new post about looking for a partner? It was pretty funny.

by PJ_digi May 26, 2022

Hammiches

Silly little person on a love quest

Did you see Hammiches' new post about her having no partners? They're pretty cool ngl, hell if he was my friend that would be cool I think

by PJ_digi May 26, 2022