Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity

(noun)
The act of cumming on a woman's flapjack-like titties, then smacking her in the face with a waffle iron.

I rooty tooty fresh n' fruityd your mom last nite.

by ch72is September 16, 2008

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rooty-tooty fresh and fruity

when, after hours of sex between a male and a female, the male sucks all the juice - orgasm and sweat - from the female's ass with a straw. But it doesn't involve anal sex, which would be felching.

She was so hot, Brad had a rooty-tooty fresh and fruity after sex. What a sicko.

by B.Z.Whiddum October 28, 2007

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Rooty to the tooty

Meaning getting you vaginal area ate from the front to the back and for male getting you balls sucked from the back

He said he wanna eat it from the rooty to the tooty

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Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin'

The act of leaving all of your friends to go play Red Dead Redemption 2. Yeah, fuck all of y'all who do that.

"Hey guys, I'm gonna go Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin', peace bitches!"
"Awww fuck off"
"Dude fuck you"
"Eat a dick"

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Ellie is very obese she has lots of frogs in her stomach swimming around. She is an amazing drawer she loves to make musical.ly she is super cra-cra. Ellie always eats other peoples phones and can't help her urge to eat other peoples armpit hair. Ellie also likes to burp and fart on 8 h graders mouths when they try to sit near her. Her favorite food is Emily. We all know she is as crazy as a whackadoodle hippo. Her ballet skills are unbelievable she can twirl like a broccoli. Her heart is full with love and joy you wouldn't dare get in her way though. She has blond wavy hair her eyes are really pretty. She knows her fashion and is very good at eating ice cream. We all an ELLIE!!!!!!!!

ellie rooty is super funny.

by Potato the potato the potato May 30, 2018

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