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cockumentary

A film or other visual media, centered around pornographic imagery of a penis in action.
Wow Jenn, did you see the latest film by naughty by nature productions? No? Best cockumentary of the year.
by bigolthang October 2, 2009
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Mockumentary Horror

Its a style of cinama that acts like Documentarie but is really fake.. Its also the most importent moment in Horror cinama history.. incuding movies like... the most famous one..

The Blair Witch Project (1999)

then others came latter.

and there is the early birds too.
on list gos on

Paranormal Activity (2007)
Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)
Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)
the last exorcism (2010)
Trollhunter (2010)
REC (2007) remade into.. Quarantine (2008)
Rec 2 (2009)
Cloverfield (2008)
Benny's Video (1992)
Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
Diary of the Dead (2007)
Apollo 18 (2011)
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2007)
Paranormal Entity (2009)
Anneliese: The Exorcist Tapes (2011)

there are all these movies that do these, trademarks of a Mockumentary Horror .. like it looks like it was home made.. like off youtobe.. it is usually shaky cam to death.. the people are usualy know the camera is there.. they are trying to Document anything from fight monsters to aliens, zombies, gosts. and sometimes they can do serial killers to exorcism. some of the plots character development are not compleat.. and they are usualy done on perpose to feel like a real Dockumentary. like any genera there are bad movies and good movie.that is normal for any genera.
Person 1: man I saw a scary Mockumentary Horror. and it was called.. (person 2 interrupts person 1)

Person 2: I don't like thoughs mockumentary horror movies they give me a head ache. all that shaky cam.. makes me want to throw up.
by bri fire August 2, 2011
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Cockumentary

A porno mock version of an actual film.
Cockumentary: Edward Penishands
by Hipz November 28, 2009
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cockument

Originally Built to commemorate the Great Fire which devastated the City of London in 1666 but i had renamed it Cockument on a night out because i chose to, so bollocks to you all.

it is aptly named by me, expert joker, daniel ghali, who amongst other things is the biggest joker on the planet probably,
"oh look there is the Cockument you fat douche-bag slag" pass me the doner kebab and a pint please..?
by Daniel Ghali September 13, 2007
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mockument

a document that is produced as evidence in a law court but that actually turns out to be forged.
The court document proved to be a mockument.
by uttam maharjan August 25, 2011
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Mockumentary

He was completely taken in by last nights mockumentary.
by chatters444 December 6, 2012
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dockumentary

An entertaining report about either a marina or how wages and/or credited labor-time is withheld.
There was so much skullduggery and controversy regarding workers' having their pay adjusted while building the local boat-tieup platforms dat you could have made a major dockumentary about it!
by QuacksO April 2, 2022
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