josh isn't real

Clique meme and reference to the famous forest fic for twenty one pilots which you should read.

I told you tyler, josh isn't real.

by simune August 16, 2017

Real Nigga Roll Call

A song made by Li'l Jon, Ice Cube and The EastSideWest Boyz with 295 dirty words.

Yeaaauuh, what's up? Right about now, it's time for the Real Nigga Roll Call! Now when you hear your city or state? Uh-huh, big call? What? Put your motherf**kin' middle finger up in this bitch!

by jpegamesen December 13, 2013

real isopod nigga hours

The time of day between 12:05 a.m. and 3:15 a.m. for niggas whomst've are isopods to express their true isopod feelings.

What time is it cole? It's real isopod nigga hours

by Hahapoopynig January 26, 2018

Real Raina Effect

The effect Raina gives off when someone first meets her and instantly has a crush, without Raina’s knowing. 50% of the they never act on it since she’s too amazing to believe the feeling is mutual. 40% of the something is said to someone about it from the person under the effect. 10% of the time the person under the effect says something to Raina themselves. 100% of the time Raina is completely shocked by how attractive she is to others, even after many examples of people confessing their love to her. The point is she is so amazing that most if not all peers she meets will feel romantically attracted to her.

Boy 1: I think I like Raina
Boy 2: Don’t we all? Must be the real Raina effect, But you gotta tell her!
Boy 1: But she’s so out of my league
Boy 2: What’s the worst that can happen

*Later*

Boy 1: Hey Raina, I think you’re great and I like you
Raina: Aaahhhhhh (In her head: Please don’t be a stalker please don’t be a stalker)

by PleaseGoToCanadaWithMe November 6, 2019

Real Author

A "Real Author" is someone who has at least 500 people show up for book signings. It has nothing to do with being an international best seller or owning your own mountain purchased through your book sales. It only has to do with how many people show up to get you to sign their books.

"So, how many people are out there?"
"There's about 200 in line!"
<sigh>"Still not a Real Author"

by Skua September June 18, 2018

Real Girlfriend

Calls you for nothing, texts you all the time, wants to see you, cries, gets jealous and over protective because she LOVES YOU.

I have a real girlfriend!

by BearcatCheer February 3, 2012

realhead

Someone who knows what the fuck is up. Someone who is down with the real shit.

Realheads know that that Government Plates is the best Death Grips album

by wipeyadocsoff September 4, 2017