RICERS

Trend-following wannabes who add lots of badly made aftermarket parts to their Japanese imports in an attempt to make said import look fast. These people are usually teenagers mired in the suburbian quagmire that are forced to make their cars "custom" by doing the same thing all their ignorant little friends do. Note that none of the modifications commonly done by these idiots actually improves the car in any way.

Girl 1: Oh, look at that ricer, his car is so cute!

Girl 2: Yeah, almost as cute as his tiny little nuts

by Jesus September 23, 2003

Ski Racer

A particularly fascinating breed of athletes. They speed the majority of the time freezing their asses off in especially cold weather in tight speed suits designed to make them faster, but may cause them to die of hypothermia. Those who are student athletes and attend academies often race and train non stop all winter and spend too much money on camps in the offseason. Academy kids are also used to spending days in crowded vans and living off gas station snacks or the occasional treat to gas station subway. It is difficult to score good points as the competition are often very close within the same seconds. The sport itself may be one of the most expensive and difficult sports out there, making the athletes even crazier for doing it. The parents who are willing to fund their athlete and stand in the cold temps to watch are their own breed. But in the end ski racers are badass, sick human beings so if you ever have the chance to meet one do not waste the opportunity you lucky son of a bitch.

Coach its ten below can we not go full strip?
*aggressively sips coffee from portable mug* YAH A FUKIN SKI RACER DON'T BE A PUSSY

by 4gnarnia February 13, 2019

Helmet Rakers

Used to describe a person's extremely large teeth, referencing the potential problems experienced when giving a blowjob and 'rake' the helmet of the penis.

That bird had a right set of helmet rakers, I had to tell her to stop.

by RichieBigTits March 21, 2013

speed racer

a show that nobody can hate. you either:

a. like it because of its plots full of action, killing, and espionage

b. love it because of its stupid animation and HILARIOUS dubbing, and you may like the plots a bit.

c. like it because if it hadn't been wildly successful nobody would have ever considered licesning more anime for the western world. bow to speed.

d. love the wicked awesome theme song.

if you don't like this show, you are mentally retarded. besides, nobody told you you have to watch this. you can just keep trying to go down on yourself as usual.

go speed racer go! yeah. cool.

by thegreatmonkey October 28, 2005

street racer

1. A person who partakes in illegal street racing.

2. A car that has been modified for illegal street racing (not the same as a ricer).

1. Ryan is a street racer.

2. Check out that silver street racer!

by GameboyRMH December 12, 2004

barrel racer

A hardcore, sexy, cowgirl chick. She can rope, ride, and kick ass. She's real chill and cool to hang around with. She loves to ride in rodeos and is really competitive.

Wow, I've never met anyone as cool as that barrel racer!

by rodeolife88 June 30, 2009

box car racer

A good group

IF ya didn't notice guys, boxcar racer is an offspring of Blink, thats why they sound so similar, if you say boxcar racer sucks, then your saying Blink182 sucks.

by d'fo March 22, 2004