The highest degree of fail. If you or you know of someone that has reached this level, please shoot them.
Bob: YES! My Star Wars action figure set is complete!
*Cat comes in and chews action figures*
Jeff: Plutonic Fail...
*Cat comes in and chews action figures*
Jeff: Plutonic Fail...
by Addoe March 7, 2009
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JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!
by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019
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A distant humanoid or associate that is happy and comfortable in the friend zone despite the nay sayers.
A Plutonic friend is a distant far, far, far away associate or old friend who can enjoying laughing and other things without getting weird.
by adreamdefered94 July 23, 2020
Get the Plutonic Friend mug.This is the "loser" version of a "Pyrrhic" victory, one that echoes the disaster of the Titanic on its maiden voyage. However, this one refers to the Russian president and his deluded invasion of Ukraine.
In three months of war in Ukraine, Russia's "special operation" can only be called a putanic victory with 25,000 dead Russian soldiers and close to 100,000 wounded.
by Rand Kremlin Paul May 14, 2022
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An entirely hypothetical situation in which is straight man and a straight woman are friends without one or both harboring secret sexual desires for the other.
Guy 1: Me and Lucy are in such a healthy plutonic friendship.
Guy 2: Just tell her you want to blow her back out.
Guy 2: Just tell her you want to blow her back out.
by Professor Butthurt April 16, 2024
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1 Pluto, planetoid
2 Pluto, god of the underworld
3 ploutus (Greek: wealth, riches) as in plutocracy (rule by the wealthy)
Often confused with Platonic (non-sexual love) and relating to the philosopher Plato who wrote on the nature of love.
1. Astrological. "Plutonic" describes the relative positions of Pluto in a person's natal chart or in synastry where the strongest influences relate to Pluto or the 8th House (ruled by Pluto). Pluto is associated with transformation, rebirth, hidden truth, control (esp. monetary), obsession and strategy.
2. As a pun, a "plutonic relationship" is one where the main attractor is wealth.
3. As a pun, a Plutonic relationship may refer to one that is:
cold, very distant (from the planetoid)
dead, buried (from the god of the underworld)
atomic, explosive (from the use of Plutonium in bombs distinct from the modern bomb which utilises Uranium (named after Uranus) - the more obvious pun may interfere with the conveyance of meaning).
1 Pluto, planetoid
2 Pluto, god of the underworld
3 ploutus (Greek: wealth, riches) as in plutocracy (rule by the wealthy)
Often confused with Platonic (non-sexual love) and relating to the philosopher Plato who wrote on the nature of love.
1. Astrological. "Plutonic" describes the relative positions of Pluto in a person's natal chart or in synastry where the strongest influences relate to Pluto or the 8th House (ruled by Pluto). Pluto is associated with transformation, rebirth, hidden truth, control (esp. monetary), obsession and strategy.
2. As a pun, a "plutonic relationship" is one where the main attractor is wealth.
3. As a pun, a Plutonic relationship may refer to one that is:
cold, very distant (from the planetoid)
dead, buried (from the god of the underworld)
atomic, explosive (from the use of Plutonium in bombs distinct from the modern bomb which utilises Uranium (named after Uranus) - the more obvious pun may interfere with the conveyance of meaning).
1. Astrologer: Your natal charts show your relationship is mainly Plutonic; your greatest strengths lie in your ability to constantly and mutually rebirth your relationship, reinvigorating it and keeping it fresh.
2. You might describe our relationship as plutonic... he loves that I'm rich.
3. She moved further away because of work, but she might as well have moved to another planet. Our relationship is more Plutonic now - just a few degrees above absolute zero.
2. You might describe our relationship as plutonic... he loves that I'm rich.
3. She moved further away because of work, but she might as well have moved to another planet. Our relationship is more Plutonic now - just a few degrees above absolute zero.
by TRT68 October 4, 2024
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