Master Of Puppets

By far, Metallica's best album. Every one of the songs is a kickass metal song. Every one of the songs would be the number one song on any other Metallica album (except for the black album and ride the lightning). Of course, master of puppets is a quality song...but
1. Battery
2. (already mentioned) Master of Puppets
3. The Thing That Should Not Be
4. Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
5. Disposable Heroes
6. Leper Messiah
7. Orion (an orgasmic instrumental)
8. Damage, Inc.

are eight of the best songs ever. period.

If you get a metallica album, get Master of Puppets

by METAL HEALTH! November 18, 2005

Putin’s Puppet

An increasingly popular nickname for our Russky in the White House.

Without a doubt he has been Putin’s Puppet all along.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 24, 2019

Potato Puppet

An eleventeen in a half foot tall hallowed out potato so it can be a puppet.
Usually wear masks.
Very Dangerous.
Stay Back.
(will take over the world with Siri and the amazon Alexa.)

Hey look a potato puppet we should probally stay away it could attack us.

by ExplosivePotatoCarrots December 28, 2017

Niggers with puppets

What I woulda called Sesame Street had the white man not stole my concept.

I was gonna call it N.W.P.! Niggers with puppets! Catchy, ain't it?

by Chris Rock mutha fucka May 23, 2007

Puppet Rape

An act in which sex is forced upon a puppet, either in order to fulfill personal gratification, or to end the life of said puppet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DD0pBgotC0

I'd say judging by the ruptured dorsal cavity, and the shattered interior ligaments, this was Puppet Rape.

by Detective Jammie December 17, 2008

Vag Puppet

Using your fingers to manipulate the labia while making voices.

So he starting tugging on my vagina and said, "Ooota goota Solo?" Then asked if Greedo wanted Eskimo kisses. I got really freaked out when he asked who Seymour was! Its like he was playing with a Vag Puppet.

by Plang00d January 13, 2009

Awkward Puppet

Someone on the side lines or third wheel

The word was created by Jelane!....

Going to a birthday party and not knowing anyone but the person who's birthday it is. In this situation you would be considered an awkward puppet.. Poor you..

by jelydas March 25, 2010