(Short for Pornography) Media of Nude people fucking. That's literally it. You can't take this down Urban, It's true.
It's also what 69.69% of UD Definitions are. Especially in This category.
A: Pornos are hot.
B: well Duh. They're designed to be.
After shooting your wad to porn, you quickly switch from a horny mood to a disgusted mood.
Porno mood swing:
(Watching porn) Oh yeah! Give it to her! Yeah let me see that tight ass! (Ejaculates) What the fuck am I watching? Don't treat her like that. She's somebody's daughter. Go get a real job you sleazy a-hole!
being low on money/ being broke. Originally used to describe shitty movies that have the same budget and production values of pornos without any actual full frontal nudity, it is also used in everyday situations when someone is strapped for cash.
similar to fuck me boots, porno shoes are shoes that women wear, typically worn by women in porno flicks. They're usually high-heeled stiletto shoes, or slutty looking platform shoes, or a hybrid of both. Said shoes can be worn anywhere, and can be compounded with short skirts or tight pants/shorts to further convey the 'i want some' signal.
- don't wear those porno shoes to church, all the old ladies are gonna be whispering about you behind your back.
- damn, look at those shoes she has on. Total porno shoes.