pootiledisfuction 

Action. Feeling, and wanting to go Number 2 but can’t. Another word for constipated.

I have a pootiledisfuction, I haven’t pooped since last week. I wish I could, but I can’t.

pootiledisfuction by Atoddler July 1, 2020

pooties 

when one has a continous amount of farts within a short amount of time

guy one: "man, i really have the pooties right now"
guy two: "yeah, with you farting alot in such a short amount of time, it sure does smell bad"

pooties by artie simmons June 15, 2003

poobicle 

An internal cubicle containing 1 (one) toilet, usually in a drinking establishment. Usually, The quietest place in that drinking establishment as it is the furthest from the source of sound waves, also, the place where you can expect the least amount of mobile phone coverage.

What, WHat!!!??? I cant hear you, wait andd I'll see if I can get in a Poobicle.

poobicle by MuttShaw October 16, 2005

p6rticles

p6rticles is a memepage on instagram. On this account you can find a lot of video memes that are 100% original, aside from the use of presets (transitions/ effects provided for beginners by apps such as after effects) and the fact that most of it's posts are heavily inspired by other pages such as fr1ck.mp4 and in.oma

Have you seen the new p6rticles post? Wow, me neither

p6rticles by epicyoloswag6969 April 8, 2019

itch particles

The microscopic particles commonly found on St. Augustine grass that cause an unbearable itching sensation when one happens to come in contact with said grass.

Dude!, the itch particles are all over me! I wish I wore a shirt to fend from the itching.

itch particles by Accruedd December 2, 2010

Pesticles 

A penis and testicles combined into one amazing word

Suck my pesticles bitch!

Pesticles by fagballsXD December 9, 2008

poosicle 

This is where you bang somebody with your poo.

This is how it goes: take a dump - it can't be any poop it has to be a fairly firm, but still slightly moist - poo that can be worked like clay.

Shape it into a poo-dink complete with a fluted mushroom-head.

Carefully wrap it with plastic wrap or silicone paper (used for baking) and throw it into the freezer until it freezes solid.

When it's ready, and so is your partner, take it from the freezer, peel back the Saran Wrap or silicone paper so that you're holding the base of it, and have unwrapped it kind of like you're holding a churro or some other similar kind of food. Now bang your partner with it, and enjoy it slowly melting and falling apart inside her/him as your bring her/him to gooey multiple poogasms.

I poosicle'd her last night. She loved it!

poosicle by Chris Chin December 15, 2008