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Pesticles

Floppy testicles which slap against a sex partner during sex.
Jerry beat Kerry half to death with his pesticles on their wedding night.
by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006
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Pesticles

A penis and testicles combined into one amazing word
Suck my pesticles bitch!
by fagballsXD December 9, 2008
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pesticles

used to break awkward silences, usually making them more awkward
PESTICLES! (when walking into shops)
by fairy nuff September 20, 2003
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smarticle particles

The particles that make someone smart.
Did you know Sam made honor role?
Wow, she must have smarticle particles.
by llamaduckisasillygame February 27, 2013
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Hitler Particles

A theoretical mass that accumulates around right wing reactionaries which, over time, brings them further right until they become nazis.
We've got to get Kanye away from Candace Owens before he inhales too many Hitler particles.
by Gr00vyDuke December 18, 2022
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Testiclese

The Greek hero and lesser known brother of Achilles. Son of Thetis and Peleus, he was untouchable in war and defeated untold numbers of warriors and heroes.

He was undefeated in battle, but fell and was slain at an after-battle-party when a stray (unknowingly enchanted) stone, launched from the sling of a child playing a game called 'catapult' struck a distracted Testiclese while he was chugging wine in a contest. He fell to his knees, coughing and spurting wine from his mouth, and then curled up into the fetal position in which he expired due to the enchanted qualities of the unusual stone.

Henceforth, as it was known through his brother Achilles' experience what a principle weakness a person's Achilles tendon is, it was known that being hit in the nuts is a principle weakness of men; because that shit fucking hurts.
Your friend: "Dude, that guy Ted was definitely winning that fight until that pussy Frank kicked him in the nuts. Then Frank just beat the shit out of him as Ted crinkled to the floor. What a cheap shot that was from Frank. Reminds you of when that Greek hero Testiclese was killed by that stone to the nuts right?"

Your answer: "Right!"
by mWEEDo January 21, 2011
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Lesticles

When a man has enormous balls and is afraid of nothing.
To go for it that much on fourth down is proof that Les Miles has huge Lesticles and fears no man.
by Eric GringoLoco2 September 1, 2011
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