rubber cunt

(expletive) Any thing (esp a male person) deemed to be vaguely useless, lacking real quality or consistency, or just plain old usefullness. Used as an amplification on the well worn 'cunt' insult. Possibly more insulting.
(1) My slowest PC is a useless Rubber Cunt of a thing.
(2) The rubber cunt that opens the fucking newsagent didnt show and I spent an hour in the fucked out rain waiting for him.
by MuttShaw October 26, 2005
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poobicle

An internal cubicle containing 1 (one) toilet, usually in a drinking establishment. Usually, The quietest place in that drinking establishment as it is the furthest from the source of sound waves, also, the place where you can expect the least amount of mobile phone coverage.
What, WHat!!!??? I cant hear you, wait andd I'll see if I can get in a Poobicle.
by MuttShaw October 16, 2005
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