Pokemon GO

A video game that everyone pretends to hate on, but secretly everyone plays it behind the safety of their closet doors.

Person 1: Hey! Are you playing Pokemon GO right now? It's literally 2021!

Person 2: No! It's not what it looks like, I was just taking n*des!

by nbaMichaelJackson May 28, 2021

Pokemon go

Mario run

pokemon go Mario run

by gqabes May 23, 2023

Pokemon go

shit to get

Pokemon go you play!

by roofie bitches June 20, 2024

Pokémon GO

A recent epidemic starting in July of 2016. This bug has caused thousands of people, young and old, to take to the streets in search of creatures which are not truly there.

Pokémon GO offers the opportunity to feed a power and control addiction by paying prices of anywhere between $2 to $200 to receive mysterious, back-street items; such items cause these Pokémon to appear more frequently. Encounters with said creatures are noted to cause angst and excitement among those infected.

I would write more, but I am about to level-up in Pokémon GO!

by PKJain July 10, 2016

Pokémon Go

The excuse for running around town whilst looking at your phone the entire time. The whole time, you're shouting names that sound like bizarre diseases to elders.

Person 1 "Why is David running around the field shouting some weird disease?"
Person 2 "He's playing Pokémon Go. It uses GPS to find Pokémon"
Person 1 "Let's hope it finds him a hospital."

by Bjorn Svedkins July 12, 2016

Pokémon Go!

The game that will cause all kids to kill themselves by jumping in front of cars to get pikachu.

Person: Jonah died yesterday playing in the parking lot.
Person 2: was there wifi?
Person: yes?
Person 2: must have been Pokémon Go!

by Raya Mcelreath December 23, 2016

Pokémon Go

A mobile phone game that died harder than Harambe.

"Wanna go out, and play Pokémon Go?"
"Nah, breh, that game died harder than Harambe."

by Dat1kidwidaviper October 12, 2016